Quiz
April
2006
Answers
at bottom.
Correct
answers:
16-25: Genius or cheat
9-15: Average
0-8: You are a bit thick, possibly dense
Trick
questions are pointless, intent is to mock even the
knowledgeable, they can be demeaning. The final 2
questions are sadly trick questions.
Quotes: True or False
1)
Tony Blair (2001): Next year, we will not be going
abroad for our holidays. It’s not just to help
British tourism, but this country has so much to offer;
the scenery, the wildlife, the rural hotels, the way
of life. We’re going to give it a go. If we
can help British Tourism, then that’s fantastic.
2)
Tony Blair (2002): I’ve heard it said that the
entire cabinet are urbanites, all coming from the
city. I know of at least 4 of my ministers who are
interested in our wildlife and the natural world.
It’s a hobby with them.
3)
John Prescott (May 2005): Despite misconceptions,
I do sometimes tire of a ministerial lifestyle, and
believe it or not, sometimes will take myself out
for a walk in the countryside. I’ve even been
taken birdwatching on occasion.
4)
Tony Blair (Jan 2005): You know, we do sometimes discuss
animal welfare in cabinet.
5)
Gordon Brown (Jan 2005): Just because animals do not
have the vote, does not mean they are ignored.
6)
John Prescott (Jan 2006): The wonders of the night
sky are being lost. In future, all urban planning
must take into account possible light pollution, with
no exceptions.
7)
Chirac (Aug 1994): You ask me if producing Pate de
foie gras is cruel and should be banned and I answer
truthfully, yes it causes undue distress to the geese.
It may even be unacceptable. You ask if we will ever
ban it and I answer no, never. It is our culture,
our heritage.
8)
John Prescott (Party conference 2003): We are not
just city dwellers, with no regard for our heritage,
our scenery, our wildlife, our countryside. I love
the rural way of life as much as life in the city,
and as much as anyone else.
9)
George Bush (1999 Seattle): More important than our
kids’ education, more important than our health
insurance, welfare, even defence, is the environment.
This is one of our priorities.
10)
Cherie Blair (2006 January – The Guardian):
I am weary reading about me and my supposed overwhelming
love of money. It is unfair. Looking after our countryside
and our environment transcends all politics, transcends
all our differences. It is more important than money.
Tony and I often discuss it.
11)
Donald Trump (2006 January - New York): Am I ostentatious?
Am I flash? Do I think that wealth defines a man?
Is status all important? I would always have been
quick to answer ‘yes’ to all of these
questions, but now I’ve got to thinking, perhaps
listening to a bird singing, is more important. Perhaps
living in a lodge in a forest is more real than all
of this. I don’t know.
12)
David Cameron (January 2006): We must abolish battery
chicken units. It is a blot on humankind. We will
phase it out over 5 years whatever Europe says. Animal
welfare is important to Conservatives and we will
be looking to see if we can abolish all aspects of
factory farming, whilst at the same time, supporting
the farmers and our countryside.
13) Nick Brown (Ex-Minister of Agriculture - following
the 2001 election): I admit it. We fouled up the Foot-and-Mouth
epidemic. We needed to sort it out, quickly, before
the election so it did not become an issue, we overdid
the slaughtering, but next time, we will take a more
scientific and measured approach. Maybe we could and
should have vaccinated. What more can we say?
14) John Major (February 2006 to the RSPB): The lottery
money is being abused. I intended it to be spent on
projects such as preserving our countryside, increasing
nature reserves, looking after our wildlife, keeping
playgrounds and sports fields.
15)
Gordon Brown (Feb 2006): We can, we must, we will
spend more, much more on conservation.
16)
Patrick Moore (1967): Sometimes, the sky can get boring.
17)
Sir David Attenborough (1999): Sometimes, even looking
at nature can become boring.
18)
Simon King (2003): Yes, I do have a pleasant job,
but even doing this, I do sometimes, just very occasionally,
wish I had chosen a different career-path.
19)
Bill Oddie (BBC Interview 2005) I don’t always
dress like that. I like to dress smartly in the evenings,
every evening. There’s nothing wrong with wearing
designer clothes, and there’s not too much wrong
with just a little bling.
20) Tessa Jowell (Feb 2006): My husband and I have
always intended to finish up in the countryside, or
by the coast or a river. Somewhere plain and simple,
not as a weekend retreat, but a place to live.
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Finally:
21)
There is no such bird as the Middle Spotted Woodpecker.
22)
There is no such bird as an Intermediate Egret.
23)
A few Clouded Yellow butterflies migrate to Southern
England from Greenland.
24)
In Britain, the range of the Greater Black-backed
gull is about as widespread, as that of the Lesser
Black-backed Gull.
25)
In Britain, the Greater Spotted Woodpecker is more
common than the Lesser Spotted Woodpecker.
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1)
False
2)
False
3)
False
4)
False
5)
False
6)
False
7)
False
8)
False
9)
False
10)
False
11)
False
12)
False
13)
False
14)
False
15)
False
16)
False
17)
False
18)
False
19)
False
20)
False
21)
False
22)
False
23)
False
24) False (No such bird as a Greater Black-backed
Gull)
25) False (No such bird as a Greater-spotted Woodpecker)
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